I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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