honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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