The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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