Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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