Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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