Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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