I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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