Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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