The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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