it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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