I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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