Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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