your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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