Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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