she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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