I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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