He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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