i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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