My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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