i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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