I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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