32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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