I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
