I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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