The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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