Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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