My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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