dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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