so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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