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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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