Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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