We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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