Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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