can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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