Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
