Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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