Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she smelled like a LAN party
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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