Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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