The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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