this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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