This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
we should paint friendship bongs
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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