Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
