I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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