i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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