You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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