yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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