pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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