Tell her she can't have a vagina
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize