I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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