Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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