I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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