My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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