Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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