Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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